Martha Stewart is getting out ... Whoopeeeeee

Three Steps To Being Succesful:
1. Use inside trading advice to dump stock that is about to tank.
2. Lie to a grand Jury about.
3. Spend 5 months in a "cupcake" prison
4. Never wear white after Labor Day.

I am amazed. Truly amazed. How is it that this woman broke the law, then lied about it, got caught and is going back to her perfect life no worse the wear. Talk about a broken system. There are guys doing 5 to 10 years, (that's years people) for minimal marijuana busts because of the Rockafeller laws here in NYC, but Martha is getting away with a little slap on the behind. If you thought she was smug before just watch. She will soon be marketing a new line of prison cover-alls (in the pe-requisite fluorescent orange) to go along with her towel collection at K-Mart. She will be giving hints on what to get that special cell mate for your anniversary and how to keep your "prison bitch" happy.

I am disgusted by the whole thing. Martha is getting out, Wacko-Jacko is going in and Kobe paid off his "alleged accuser". I thought we shook off the yoke of King George 300 years ago and did away with the class system at the same time ... NOT SO MUCH! We have an upper class and they rarely have to pay the price for their actions. Wynona Ryder shoplifts and walks, Countless celebraties wrap their respective vehicles around trees, telephone poles and the occasional living room and nothing happens even though they are so drunk they don't even know their own names. If anyone one of us did anything even remotely resembling these things, we would be doing serious time.

But this is America. Land of the free, home of the hypocrites.

Good Luck Martha, i know you don't need it. You have something better. And that's a good thing...