Cheese Wheel: Rejected Cartoons

Ok this is so bizarre and funny you really need to watch it. An I mean YOU!!!!!!!


Cheese Wheel: Rejected Cartoons

Massaging The Chancellor

This is something my buddy Mike put together in honor of Mr. Bush's close encounter withthe Chancellor of Germany.
Enjoy

Stuff That Makes Me Laugh

Ok, I know it's sick but I have watched this clip about 50 times and everytime I watch it I laugh my ass off. I know it's childish, but this is freakin' funny.

How honest are you ... really....

I thought this survey was particularly interesting as honesty is something I value most in the people around me.
I guess I am about as honest as you can be without alienating most of the populace around me.

You Are 80% Brutally Honest

Most of the time, you tell it like it is. Even if it's hard for people to hear. Sometimes you hold back though, because you never want your honesty to be hurtful.

How Brutally Honest Are You?

Production Update

So it's been a while but we are now T minus 4 weeks in counting before we begin principal photography on my next feature film. I have been pretty silent about this one for a number of reasons, however as we are almost completely cast and crewed up I think it is safe to talk about this one as there is very little chance of this one falling apart.

As some of you may know and many of you may not know, in my spare time (basically when I am not yelling at some agent or begging for financing) I participate in a couple of hobbies. One in which I put on armor and hit my close friends with a rattan great sword. The other hobby is One where I dress up in Red Pantaloons and a fez and recreate obscure battles from the late part of the 19th Century in the US.

Yes I am a member of the SCA and a Civil War reenactor.

There I have said it.

I am also a student of history and an amateur Civil War Historian. The group I belong to, the "5th NY Volunteer infantry Duryee's Zouaves" was one of the finest regiments that fought in the war. My friend Brian Pohanka who died last year (see blog installment June 18, 2005) finished the regimental history about the 5th a month or so before he passed away. The movie we are about to make is based on his book and with any luck the book will be published at the same time the movie is released.

This is the largest movie I have ever made. Over 70 actors and a crew of close to 40. It's huge. However I have great people working with me and for me and I think we are going to have one hell of a final product when all is said and done,

I am going to try yet a again to keep a production journal and I will post interesting or funny things that happen during the shoot.

Ok, I have procrastinated long enough.... back to work.

A little bit about me

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:
Birthday:
Birthplace:	Flushing NY
Current Location:	Brooklyn NY
Eye Color:	Brown
Hair Color:	Brown
Height:	5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed:	Left
Your Heritage:	Jewish
The Shoes You Wore Today:	Chuck Taylors - red Hi-Tops
Your Weakness:	Weakness? I say HA
Your Fears:	Fears? President Jeb Bush
Your Perfect Pizza:	Crawfish, Andouille Sausage, Goat Cheese, Xtra Mozarella thin crust - well done
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	Sell RLD
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up:	Man I gotta piss
Your Best Physical Feature:	My Aura
Your Bedtime:	When I am done
Your Most Missed Memory:	1983 - 1993
Some people drink Pepsi some people drink Coke:	And Some Drink Cok 0 because it rocks
MacDonalds or Burger King:	Wendy's if anything
Single or Group Dates:	I don't date
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	Straight plain unsweetened tea
Chocolate or Vanilla:	there is only chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee:	double esspresso
Do you Smoke:	no - never have
Do you Swear:	I'm from Brooklyn - What the fuck do you think?
Do you Sing:	daily
Do you Shower Daily:	daily
Have you Been in Love:	yes
Do you want to go to College:	I can proudly say I have been thrown out of some of the finest institutions NY State has to offer
Do you want to get Married:	Already am
Do you belive in yourself:	Stupid question - Next
Do you get Motion Sickness:	Nope
Do you think you are Attractive:	Of course
Are you a Health Freak:	Are you nuts
Do you get along with your Parents:	yes
Do you like Thunderstorms:	yes
Do you play an Instrument:	Several - really well
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	of course
In the past month have you Smoked:	no
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	no
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	Yet another dumb question
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	unfortunately no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	yes a number of times
In the past month have you been on Stage:	nope
In the past month have you been Dumped:	nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	nope
Ever been Drunk:	Ha
Ever been called a Tease:	nope
Ever been Beaten up:	yup
Ever Shoplifted:	nope
How do you want to Die:	in my sleep after a great shag
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	I am already it and I don't have to grow up
What country would you most like to Visit:	Scotland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:
Favourite Hair Color:
Short or Long Hair:
Height:
Weight:
Best Clothing Style:
Number of Drugs I have taken:	You can't count that high
Number of CDs I own:	Who can count that high
Number of Piercings:	none now - had 4 a long time ago
Number of Tattoos:	2
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	I Regret Nothing - It's all about the trip
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!